November 23 Monday

So busy! We are working on putting together print zines of this journal packed with some extra pictures, and other memories of Brian's adolescents. For all you LA people, we are talking about having Brian do a live reading and q&a. More info tba.
-R

Nov. 23 Monday

Well its like 10:30 at night and the reason i'm not in bed is because I have to record the new OFFSPRING cd for Peter because he let me copy OFF his paper today. I can't wait till I go to Uruguay this winter vacation!!!! We are gonna be in Urugua for 9 days then the rest at Punta De Leste. And I'm going to be with Nick and John (my cousins) the whole time!!!! They go everywhere by themselves. Nick is 18 or 19 and he listens to hippie music. You know what that means!!! Yup, he probably smokes pot. Well my first time might be with him which will be cool. Well gotta go, BYE!!!!
                     PS: I leave to Uruguay on December 12!!!!

NOVEMBER 18 WEDNESDAY

BACK IN ACTION! I wanna thank everyone who is following the blog as of late. It was brought to my attention that someone submitted it to the huffington post, which is really rad. Whoever did that, thank you. For the rest of you new followers, please share this blog with your friends or anyone that you think would enjoy it. Our goal is to get as many people into this as possible. It has brought us hours of enjoyment and we hope it will do the same for everyone else. Thanks again.
-R/B

November 18 Wednesday (1998)

hey. Last Friday me, Lucien, and black tried ciggaretts for our first times! Hey! Lucien is started school at HALE tomorrow and this HUGE I mean HUGE guy that I talked to said he was gonna kick Lucien's ass for making Erin cry when they broke up. I forgot to say my parents got seperated when I got home from camp and I've been going to his apartment every weekend and on weekdays he only picks us up once during the weekand he said we could go to his house and he said to my homework their and I waited 2 hours and he says were going for dinner now cause he had to walk to the gas station and get some gas and walk back to the car and it's gonna take like an hour. Oh well, gotta go do my homework, Bye!!!!

November 9, 1998 - November 11, 1998

Sorry for not updating last week. I know I promised I would stay on top of this, but I started a 2nd job, and Wednesday was my first day. To make up for my big letdown, I give you a double post this week, one of which happens to be my personal favorite in the whole journal.
-Ryan

November 9, 1998

"Ok, here is the day......hold on. I haven't written in the longest time!!!! Well letme update you. during campe I went out with this really hot girl named Alana. When camp ended we broke up. At camp I gave her her first french kiss!!!! I still talk ot her and her friends call me and tell me to ask her out because she likes me. I am in 8th grade. Katie hates me because she says I'm "GAY". so shes a bitch. i still talk to Kristen, Erin. Thats all. No Justine no Aubrey. I still talk to Alana. Lucien got kicked out of school because his permit expired because he's out of the district. I Regret EVERYTHING I said about every girl in this Diary!!!! Except Alana and Kristen. Justine was fat and so was Aubrey, Jeanine I didn't like at all amd Erom was a mistake. I was DESPERATE!!!! Mpt anymore. I'm smart and I'm not stupid anymore. Oh yeah Erin also. Bye!!!! Oh Yeah....Alana is in 7th grade."


November 11, 1998

"hey, Yesterday I slept over at BLAKE'S house and he moved in that house like 2 months ago and it has an elevator in it!!!! It's so cool!!!! Anyways Blake's mom left the house and so no one was there and so we got seperate blankets and put on the PLAYBOY CHANNEL and we jacked off and we put blankets over us so we couldn't see each other. Then we used Vaseline and I didn't cum because I didn't feel like it and like 30 minutes later his mom came in and we were so lucky that at that moment it was jsut a guy and a girl talking to each other so we were lucky. Blake said it was his first time getting caught. I hate school tomorrow, we didn't have school today because Veteren's day was today. Oh yeah, last MONDAY Ryan at some pot and it was his first time and he said it tasted good and that when he got high he was singing and stuff like that. Well i gotta go to sleep. OH SHIT!!!! I forgot I hae a test tomorrow in SOCIAL STUDIES!!!! SHIT!!!! Bye!!!"

August 1, 1998

August 1, 1998

I am at camp and it is like the 4th day and yesterday are 2 counselors (Todd and Jeff) and the other 10 kids (Brandon, Zack, Ryan, Daniel, another Daniel, Josh, some other kid we call assman, another Ryan, Adam, and Steve) we were all talking about how Zack doesn't do shit with his girlfriend all he does is say "HI" and "Bye" and they just never talk. So today our counselors got PISSED!!!! They were cussing at us like "Every FUCKING 5 MINUTES YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS FUCKING AROUND!!!!" They went on for like 15 minutes!!!!

July 12, 1998

July 12, 1998

The movie "Small Soldiers" came out 2 days ago. That means it came out July 10. So July 10th I went to the movies with Lucien aAubrey and we went to see a "perfect murder" so we went to go buy the tickets and the cashier at the AMC wouldn't let us buy the ticket because it was RATED "R"!!!! So we asked a guy to buy us the tickets and he did!!!! He gave us the tickets and left. The cashier saw us so she made us refund the tickets. So we saw small soldiers at 7:20pm. So finally we are in the movie and I was rubbing her arm and her fingers and 20 minutes later she starts kissing my neck and up to my cheek and then my ear!!!! So 10 minutes later she does it again and then we start frenching and it ends off with a kiss!!!! Then I put my hand up her bra for like 10 minutes!!!! then we scam again finishing it off with a kiss!!!! Then she starts feeling my dick and shes trying to unloose the belt but she couldn't. So she just felt it on my pants. But I dont know if I wouldof wanted her to jack me off because when a girl jacks you off it makes it seem like your dick is smaller because when they are sucking it they can't suck it all the way because it will touch their throat and they will throw up like belimic people. So they figure it is big!!!! I dont know whatever!!!! And so today (july 12) I went to the Calabasas swimming center and I saw Jennifer and Renne which both have huge tits. So they were looking at my wallet and they took my money and put it in their top!!!! Both of them!!!! But I said no because I was going out with Aubrey. So they give the money back. So i was talking to Aubrey on the phone today and she told me how she doesn't want to loose me and so much of that crab and she was crying all because of Lucien!!!! I can't trust him anymore.

July 4-5, 1998

Hey everyone,
Just wanted to apologize for not staying on top of the blog. I realize that documenting Brian's teen angst is important and all, but sometimes life gets in the way what really matters. Anyway, I'm back, and will stay on top of this shit. And now, the saga continues.
-Ryan



July 4, 1998

"The fire works were stupid and small we were really away from them so it got boring. Dina came today and she only drank one beer and aubrey was not here today so I was really bored!!!! I really needed to talk to her. It was nothing important I just needed to talk to her. On AOL I was talking to Vivian and she said I couldn't cum  and that I have no pubic hair!!!! What a fucking Liar!!!! She also called Aubrey a slut for doing all that shit with her b/f and I said you are only a slut if u do that to other different people and u are not going out with them but she still called her a slut!!!! Oh well I guess I will talk to Aubrey tomorrow!!!!

July 5, 1998

Kaphir came over and he cut his hair!!!! It looks so much better. Aubrey was kinda mad at me but she didnt tell me. She told Lucien and Lucien told me she was mad because before we were going out she said I was more romantic and that I am not anymore so what the chode!!!! I don't know what I was doing before we were going out! I don't know!!!!

 

July 2, 1998 - July 3, 1998

This week I was going to do the usual single update, but after reading on I decided to give you guys July 3 as well. Its too fucking funny. I also decided to include one of Brian's art projects from 1998 also. - Ryan

WHERE ARE THE PARENTS?!



July 2, 1998
"Well It's been a long ass time and guess what?!!? Lucien is going with Erin!!! Seriously!!!! Then 2 weeks after they are still going out I go on A.O.L. That is when Erin is on!!!! Her screename is Rebel661. Then she tell me i'm fine and we start telling each other that we really like each other! And it is a bad thing that she is going out with Lucien. We talked about what we should when i called her and we decided we should go out behind his back! Although we never did, it was still fun. Then 1 week later Lucien and I called Erin to go to the movies and we went and she brought Aubrey with her! We went to see the movie "Can't Hardly Wait" and i sat at the end then Aubrey, Erin, and lastly Lucien. Erin was trying to give Lucien hints but he couldn't take them! She was practicly on him! He was tooooooo interested in Jennifer Love Hewitt's tits!!!!  Me on the other hand, had my hand IN Aubreys bra! Yep! i was feeling her tits and nipple and 1 week and a half later i asked her out and she said yes! And today 3 days later Lucien asked Aubrey if I could suck her tits and she said Yes! She also said that I could do whatever I want to her! She has gotten her tits sucked and she has given blows and shes been fingered! Oh well!"

July 3, 1998
"Now that I think, Justine is the ugliest girl in the world! She is fucking Chunky, Chunky!!!! Now i just like Aubrey, my girlfriend!!!! 4 days ago we were on the phone and I had to go so I said "bye!" Lucien then called her and told her everything about me liking Erin! (this was before we were going out!) She started crying and Lucien called me and told me that she never wants to speak to me again! So I called her and I explain everything. So she is happy again then i asked her after 2 hours "How do they write sex in a book?" She told me she had a book so she was  looking for it everywhere and then she found her moms DILDO!!!!! I told her to use it and she said "No!" so then we talked some more and she told me hos she would have sex with me and explained every little detail so well!!!!! Then later I told her to rub her pussy with her finger and she did!!!! And she wouldnt stop for like an hour and a half and she was making noises that came out by themselves like "uhh, oh, uhh" she said she didn't do them they just came out!!! While making those noises I cummed and it was the most i ever did!!!! Then another hour later I asked her to use the dildo and she did!!!! 2 times!!!! She says it hurt and that she wasn't bleeding so I told her she was born loose!!! Then she started shaking so i made fun of her!!!! Then it was 4:30 in the morning and we before we got off I asked her out!!! Coool!!! Oh yeah, we started talking on the phone at 8:00pm so we were on for 8 and a half hours, damn!!! The movie Can't Hardly Wait is so good!!!! I love it when Special K says "Why you gotta be messin with my flavor. DAMN!!!!!! COOL!!!!!!

 

 

 

 Brian titled this painting "Fairies Wear Boots" after his favorite Black Sabbath song. Notice, none of the fairies are wearing boots.

THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. BRIAN LEVY